My thoughts on Jordan

Jordan is a boy. He is a little boy. This little boy seems to have a fascination with kittens. He likes rubbing kittens all over his body while he is taking a shower in peanut butter milkshake. While he is showering in peanut butter milkshake, he likes to spray whipped cream on his legs, and make beards on his face with soap bubbles, like a 4 year old. His favorite show is the Muppets. His favorite thing about the Muppets is their songs. He sings muppet songs while he is in the peanut butter shower. His favorite muppet song is “I’m Proud That I’m Me, Even Though the Other Kids Don’t Like Me”. The following is a picture of Jordan on a good day.